And now, On to the General

Just in case you didn't know, Suldog IS running. H2otown particularly enjoyed these parts of his platform:Suldog: If I Am Elected...

10) My Running Mate Will Be Chosen At Random By Publishers Clearing House!So, get those entries in today! Special priority will be given those who purchase subscriptions to High Times. If you get your entry in before October 1st, you'll be eligible for the special early-bird prize: A seat on the Supreme Court.Remember this, though. If you win the nomination as my running mate, but you get some uppity idea about succeeding me as President after the election...11) The Vice-President Will Be 247th In Line For Succession!